The 2011 Year End Meme

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Sunday Stealing: The 2011 Year End  Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?

~ Went on a diet 😦

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

~ I didn’t keep it because I didn’t make one. I made a short list this year though.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

~ Remember my ugly ass (question #30) neighbor I told you about? Well I heard he got a son! That poor child!

4. Did anyone close to you die?

~ My girlfriend came over last night and we were fooling around, and just as we were about to do the naughty, my pal went. He just dropped dead! I was more upset than sad.

5. What countries did you visit?

~ I went to Amsterdam, more specifically The Red Light District. They have the best weed … among other things 😉

6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?

~ A conscience 😦

7. What dates from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

~ Actually yesterday – Dec 31. My girlfriend gave me the best head ever. Seriously! It knocked me the f out!!

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

~ I didn’t get arrested for DUI 🙂

9. What was your biggest failure?

~ I got arrested for mouthing off to an officer 😦

10. What was the best thing you bought?

~ I bought a telescope (for looking at the stars ;))

11. Whose behavior merited celebration?

~ My best friend. When I was mouthing off to the officer, he encouraged me to get in the car and drive away leave him. Such a good friend. If I had followed his advise, I wouldn’t have gotten arrested 😦

12. Whose behavior made you appalled and disgusted?

~ The officer for mouthing back at me and arresting me on top of it!!

13. What song will always remind you of 2011?

~ I seriously don’t know how to answer this question!!

14. What do you wish you’d done more of?

~ Blogging instead of school work

15. What do you wish you’d done less of?

~ I wish I’d curse less 😦

16. Did you fall in love in 2011?

~ NO!!

17. What was your favorite new TV program?

~ Suits & White Collar

18. What was the best book you read?

~ The one that has no pages

19. What one thing would have made your year measurably more satisfying?

~ Being Freshly Pressed 🙂

20. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?

~ Wear anything that doesn’t require me to labor over the iron board

21. What kept you sane?

~ Mrs Marijuana

22. Who did you miss?

~ Budweiser Budvar

23. Who was the best new person you met?

~ Lizzie (not cracked)

24. Tell us a valuable lesson you learned in 2011?

~ Don’t drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!

25. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

~ Photo shoot fresh, looking like wealth

I’m ’bout to call the paparazzi on myself.

Uh, live from the mercer

Run upon Yeezy the wrong way, I might murk ya…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkx3CaBnrz8

16 thoughts on “The 2011 Year End Meme”

  1. You know I just love these questionnaires when you answer them. Makes me want to do one too but I don;t think I could be nearly as clever as you… however it’s a little dry over on my side I dunno what to do but I have thought of a resolution for 2012 – and it’s only Jan 2 ! I am making great progress this year – I am going to comment on everything on yours and a few others blogs – I know i m going way out of my comfort zone in attempting this but i am determined!!! 😉 I have to tell you though I am so glad I told you I am not a stalker – I close my eyes and I see that list with my name as top commentator,
    ( or is it … comment or? Tormentor? WTF is wrong with the stupid spell check thing and how do you spell commentor? (er)? arrgghhh.. I have issues with all these red lines they make me crazy! ) ,
    after you of course as it should be – if I commented on your blog more than you do that would be whacked – and I get such a Mufasa thingy going but then I think OMG i doubled your other dude and in less than a month….I am so fucking cool like that – ya know what? If I was Oprah you would have it made right now. . made I tell ya! in the shade.
    Now I wonder why I am here when I should be in that little section called New Post being creatively bloggy for my own blog……I think for my resolution I shall also resolve to pretend it’s twitter, be a twat and leave a tweet.?
    🙂 Peace

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    • I think you’d be even cleverer (that just sounds weird) at the questionnaires. Two months before your due date, that’s real progress. Wait, you said you weren’t a stalker or that you are? Darn, I get soooo confused sometimes 🙂 Iif you commented on my blog more than me I would retire it to you 😦 Please don’t make me!! Go blog away Lizzie!!! So for 2012 your new name is Lizzie (crack free :))

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      • Hee Hee….Hi – I’m Lizzie crack free – let me tell you my story of getting off the crack? Getting uncracked? Is that a word cause the spell thing says no but it can just kiss my ass tonight. My cra ….no i won’t ….
        I am not a stalker – course some do protest to much are really what they deny….nooooooo i feel like crying when I think like that. I think I might need therapy. Gee really? You think I would be cleverer? I don’t know, my mom reads my blog I am not sure I am ready to shock her yet …oh wait yes I am but my dad is a different story. I may write a disclaimer or something cause I actually had another post in mind that I forgot for the moment but I didn’t do because …gee I don’t want my dad to know I do whatever it is I was going to talk about. Something like; Dear Dad – DO NOT READ! IF you do, I don’t want to hear it. Period. No Butts.!! – I digress actually, so not me I know but I want to know what is a Meme?

      • Oh lizzie, oh lizzie, why do you always digress? 🙂

        “A unit of cultural information that represents a basic idea that can be transferred from one individual to another, and subjected to mutation, crossover and adaptation.”

        Kinda like a viral video that people keep making parodies and remakes of.

      • lizziecracked – I absolutely love that you can go three hundred words just to ask a four word question at the end!
        Don’t Ever Change!

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