Oh, It Is Christmas!

Yes Yes. It’s that time of the year again.

The time when people are overly merry … even the ones that you always thought were mean bitches.

The time when people binge spend, and end up broke in January.


The time when you visit the relatives you haven’t visited in decades and you get them a gift so that you seem less of a delinquent.

The time when you gain 10 lbs then curse the food for being there.


The time when you are forced to buy a gift for someone that you didn’t have in mind all because they got you a gift.

The time when everyone in the family is suddenly a baker.

The time when your electricity bill goes sky-high.

The time when it’s OK to lie in the road and make snow angels without people thinking you’re crazy.

snow angel

The time when it’s OK to say HO repeatedly.

Yes, it’s Christmas. That joyous time of the year.

To all my subscribers, have a Merry Christmas, and to those who don’t celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays!