Oh, It Is Christmas!

Yes Yes. It’s that time of the year again.

The time when people are overly merry … even the ones that you always thought were mean bitches.

The time when people binge spend, and end up broke in January.


The time when you visit the relatives you haven’t visited in decades and you get them a gift so that you seem less of a delinquent.

The time when you gain 10 lbs then curse the food for being there.


The time when you are forced to buy a gift for someone that you didn’t have in mind all because they got you a gift.

The time when everyone in the family is suddenly a baker.

The time when your electricity bill goes sky-high.

The time when it’s OK to lie in the road and make snow angels without people thinking you’re crazy.

snow angel

The time when it’s OK to say HO repeatedly.

Yes, it’s Christmas. That joyous time of the year.

To all my subscribers, have a Merry Christmas, and to those who don’t celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays!

11 thoughts on “Oh, It Is Christmas!

  1. You forgot the amnesia that ensues after way too much eggnog and how your family’s gonna talk about you jumping up on the table and stripping down to the beat of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town!”

  2. Oh it sounds like such hypocrisy !! It almost brings tears to my eyes. UnLESS the rest of the year is when we are hypocrites. yea yea that makes it better. I’m going to make a snow angel – in the desert – can I still look normal?
    🙂 Peace

      • Really? Anything? Is that all the time? Oh wait just during the Holiday season eh? I should have gotten more sleep I’m a little fuzzy – but nice to know it looks normal…..oh…the possibilities! Why didn’t I find these things out sooner? So much to do so little time to get away with it.
        Cheers :-0

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