How to cheat and not get caught

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People cheat for various reasons. Maybe the cheater explorer is feeling unappreciated, emasculated, used or curious. In my experience, there is always a reason that leads to unfaithfulness.


Text Messages

Men are very simple creatures with simple desires. Men love to feel like they’re in charge (feel like a man). They also love to feel wanted, and so, if their woman isn’t delivering, then they’re going to find someone that will. Now guys, if you’re going to have an affair, stick to calling. No TEXT MESSAGES please. I know it’s a turn on when you get a rude text and you want to look at it over and over to relive the moment, but remember that you’re cheating (its called an affair for a reason you know).


Set Boundaries

You can’t be at home with your partner and having the partner-in-cheat calling you at odd hours. And don’t you think it will be too obvious whenever you get a call, you suddenly need to take out the trash or you need to go to the grocery store? Set time limits.

The Giveaway Scent

Guys, if you live with your partner, chances are she is going to get familiar with your scent. After a heated session with your partner-in-cheat, you can’t come home smelling like Chanel No. 19. If you’re going to visit your partner-in-cheat, keep a bottle of your favorite cologne in your briefcase mate.


In the bedroom

If you’re a reserved person, then coming home one night collar loose, with briefcase in one hand and whipped cream in the other will raise some red flags. Baby steps mate. Baby steps.



It is said that women are better at cheating than men. With that said, this will be short.

Keep doing what you’re doing. 🙂


It should be noted that affairs are temporary. What makes an affair so interesting and “hot” is the fact that it is new. Before having an affair, it would be in your best interest to talk to your partner about any problems you’re having in the relationship. There is nothing sillier than getting upset over something your partner has no knowledge of.


DISCLAIMER: The above post is not to be mistaken as something Amor24 did or will ever do. The relationship that Amor24 is in is far too perfect for him to even give such actions a first not to mention second thought. Amor24 thinks that people who engage in such acts are cowards and mentally emotionally unstable.


4 thoughts on “How to cheat and not get caught

  1. A friend once told me that she believe that her boyfriend would never cheat on her because he is just too lazy. From reading your post, cheating really sounds like a lot of work. Face it …males will always get caught because all that work requires the great skill of being “detail oriented”…Most guys aren’t…Hmmmmm?? Maybe that explains why female are better at it 🙂

    NOTE to my BF if he ever reads this post and is now reading my comment: Follow the rules above ONLY if you want to find out just how good woman are at cheating and hiding it 🙂

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