The Get Out of Jail Free Meme, Part One


Today we ripped off a blogger named Pookie 808 called Pookie808. We will do it in two parts. Where she got it, we have no idea. But this is someone who could not come up a separate screen name and a blog name. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Get Out of Jail Free Meme, Part One

1. When you’re home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?

~Hell no. I don’t even wear clothes (oops … tmi?? :roll:)

2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?

~I’d rather sleep, but if i HAVE TO go, I’d prefer going alone so I can get the bare ESSENTIALS.

3. It’s your best friends birthday, would you buy them a gift even though they didn’t buy you one for yours

~Yeah. I would get him a box neatly wrapped with nothing and a card that says “Consider this a lesson in kindness” :)

4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period? Why?

~I’ve been planning for that day since I could spell lottery. Definitely lump sum. How else am I going to buy my island? You ever heard anyone buying an island in installments??

5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?

~Depends on the music. Rock/Alternative – LOUD. Souls/R&B/Classical etc – Reasonable level. What is a reasonable level btw? Isn’t that subjective? If my radio volume knob stops at 10, and I put it at 8, that could be a reasonable level for me :)

6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?

~hmm …

beach: get eaten by crabs. stung by sting rays or sea snakes or electrocuted by box jellyfishes

snowy mountain: roll off the snowy hill. covered by an avalanche.

Conclusion: Beach Person

7. When do you brush your teeth?

~Seriously?? Once, in the mornings. Everyone knows that!!

8. Can you watch scary movies alone?

~What am I 10y/o? Honey, do you wanna watch The Exorcist with me??

9. Soft bed or firm? And in fantasy land, who’s in it with you?

~Firm. A love nest with Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry and Gabrielle Union. Oh WOW!!!

10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?

~That’s a tricky one. I like being out and about, but I get nostalgic so easily :(

11. What’s one of your worst memories (that you are comfortable sharing)?

~My company had a sports day and i decided to compete in a race. Being very confident, I was the crowd favorite, so naturally I thought I would win. A quarter way to the finish line it was all a blur.

When I opened my eyes, all i saw was my lips clutching the asphalt. My ego wasn’t the only thing bruised that day – elbows, shin, knees, knuckles, instep, toes … did I miss any ... I think I covered them all :(

12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?

~At first I use to be confrontational, now I keep the peace. Peace!

13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?

~Large group. I have to be the center of attention, and the attention I seek is always a large crowd.

14. What are your plans for October?

~Celebrate my wife’s birthday and surprise her everyday in the month :D

15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?

~On another habitable planet

16. What is your ideal profession?

~Prophet! I joke I joke. An actor ;)

17. Are you (or were you) close to your Mom and Dad?

~As close as tick to a dog’s posterior.

18. What is one fear that you can’t seem to overcome?

~Fear of Fear. :D How do you overcome THAT!?

19. Are you good at math?

~Who is? :lol:

20. Editor’s note. There is no question 20. It is sort of like getting a “Get out of Jail Free” card. We will do 21 to 40 next time. Peace & love!

The Never Ending Meme Pt. 2

Today we ripped off a blogger named Tense Teacher of the blog Tense for a Reason. (Yes we know that we’ve ripped her off not so long ago as well. It’s pretty amazing since she stopped posting in 2007. But that’s where we live as a thief). Also, it’s long so we’ll do it in parts. She does not say where she got it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Never Ending Meme, Part Two

Cheers to all of us thieves!

The Never Ending Meme Pt. 1

21. Did you go to your high school prom?

~ I skipped that and went to the girls house instead ;)

22. Perfect time to wake up?

~ Around 12pm

23. Perfect time to go to bed?

~ 3 or 4am :)

24. Do you use your queen right away in chess?

~ There are queens in chess?

25. Ever been in a car accident?

~ My best friends and I were coming from a party. They were sleeping and I was driving. When I woke up the car was upside down :(

26. Closer to mom or dad…or neither?

~ Mom :D

27. What age is this exciting life over for you?

~ Who ever said that I’m going to die!?

28. What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?

~ 1960 … don’t ask me why. I don’t even know myself

29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?

~ Timberland

30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?

~ Seriously dude? Who doesn’t?

31. Were you in track and field?

~ Yes, in preschool, but as soon as I hit high school and noticed how fast the other students were, I quickly lost interest.

32. Were you ever in a school talent show?

~ Oh yes. Shakespeare wrote his plays with me in mind :)

33. Have you ever written in a library book?

~ NO! What self-righteous teenage would ever destroy school property like that! You’re a moron for even asking that

34. Allergic to?

~ Death. Whenever something bad is about to happen,I get huge rashes and sneeze profusely.

35. Favorite fruit?

~ Banana

The Never Ending Meme Pt. 1

Today we ripped off a blogger named Tense Teacher of the blog Tense for a Reason. (Yes we know that we’ve ripped her off not so long ago as well. It’s pretty amazing since she stopped posting in 2007. But that’s where we live as a thief). Also, it’s long so we’ll do it in parts. She does not say where she got it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Never Ending Meme, Part One

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Song that always makes you sad?

~ Bruno MarsThe Lazy Song *sighs* It’s more the video than the song though. Every time I see it I get really sad. What crap!

2. Last thing you bought?

~ A supposedly leather shoe. Two weeks later the bottom began to peel off. Guess it was made in China :(

3. Last person you argued with?

~ The owner at the store where I bought the “genuine leather” shoe!

4. Do you put butter before putting the peanut butter on?

~ Oh hell yea

5. One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid?

~ I named my tiger Alter Ego after my alter ego

6. Did you ever at one time own a Barenaked Ladies CD?

~ Why the hell did I think that Barenaked Ladies would either be all ladies, naked or both? I’m such an idiot!

7. Favorite day of the week?

~ Any day that I’m not at work

8. Favorite sundae topping?

~ Coconut Sauce :D

9. Did you take piano lessons?

~ Unfortunately not. I tried learning online and practice using my keyboard, but that was short lived … like about a week.

10. Most frequent song played?

~ Using the piano or media player? If, it’s the piano, I’d say Do re me fa so la ti do. Using media player Linkin Park – Numb

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

~ :roll: Keeping up with the Kardashians :(

12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?

~ hmm … baseball. My 6’3″ has gotta be worth something, right?

13. Date someone older or younger?

~ Older. It would be the reverse of How Stella Got her Grove Back

14. One place you could travel right now?

~ The bathroom.

15. Do you use umbrellas?

~ When it’s sunny, hell yea

16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?

~ Of course! Didn’t I tell you before that my favorite part time activity is studying things that I will never need to know but I do it anyways?

17. Favorite cheese?

~ Goat

18. The Smith’s or The Cure?

~ *google.com ->>Who are The Smiths?* Definitely The Smiths. Long time follower

19. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?

~ Brunettes. You can’t get away with anything with blondes because they’re too smart.

20. Best job you ever had?

~ Not having one

 

The 2011 Year End Meme

Today we ripped off a blogger named Becky and her blog Am I Half Dead or Am I Doing Fine. She doesn’t say where she stole it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The 2011 Year End  Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?

~ Went on a diet :(

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

~ I didn’t keep it because I didn’t make one. I made a short list this year though.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

~ Remember my ugly ass (question #30) neighbor I told you about? Well I heard he got a son! That poor child!

4. Did anyone close to you die?

~ My girlfriend came over last night and we were fooling around, and just as we were about to do the naughty, my pal went. He just dropped dead! I was more upset than sad.

5. What countries did you visit?

~ I went to Amsterdam, more specifically The Red Light District. They have the best weed … among other things ;)

6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?

~ A conscience :(

7. What dates from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

~ Actually yesterday – Dec 31. My girlfriend gave me the best head ever. Seriously! It knocked me the f out!!

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

~ I didn’t get arrested for DUI :)

9. What was your biggest failure?

~ I got arrested for mouthing off to an officer :(

10. What was the best thing you bought?

~ I bought a telescope (for looking at the stars ;))

11. Whose behavior merited celebration?

~ My best friend. When I was mouthing off to the officer, he encouraged me to get in the car and drive away leave him. Such a good friend. If I had followed his advise, I wouldn’t have gotten arrested :(

12. Whose behavior made you appalled and disgusted?

~ The officer for mouthing back at me and arresting me on top of it!!

13. What song will always remind you of 2011?

~ I seriously don’t know how to answer this question!!

14. What do you wish you’d done more of?

~ Blogging instead of school work

15. What do you wish you’d done less of?

~ I wish I’d curse less :(

16. Did you fall in love in 2011?

~ NO!!

17. What was your favorite new TV program?

~ Suits & White Collar

18. What was the best book you read?

~ The one that has no pages

19. What one thing would have made your year measurably more satisfying?

~ Being Freshly Pressed :)

20. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?

~ Wear anything that doesn’t require me to labor over the iron board

21. What kept you sane?

~ Mrs Marijuana

22. Who did you miss?

~ Budweiser Budvar

23. Who was the best new person you met?

~ Lizzie (not cracked)

24. Tell us a valuable lesson you learned in 2011?

~ Don’t drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!

25. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

~ Photo shoot fresh, looking like wealth

I’m ’bout to call the paparazzi on myself.

Uh, live from the mercer

Run upon Yeezy the wrong way, I might murk ya…