The Blue Memory Meme, Part Two

Today we ripped off a blogger and blog called BlueLifeMemories. It’s long so we will do it in two parts. She states she stole it from a friend, but did not say which friend. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

~ Of Course I am. There’s nothing better than being a couch potato structured procrastinator.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

~ Sirens; Ohh, Don’t stop!!

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

~ What if she realize that when I say “mhmm, yes dear”, I’m not actually listening to her.

29) Do you believe in ghosts?

~ I saw an apparition once of my dead dog, but that could be attributed to my marijuana abuse.

30) How about aliens?

~ That’s my neighbor. Now you answer that silly question!!

31) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

~ I got admitted into Marijuana Anonymous. We are allowed to smoke all we want there.

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

~ My boss’ office :(

33) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Lada Gaga - Caution

Unnamed Guy - Spiderman

~ I sincerely hope so :)

34) Most attractive actor of your opposite gender?

Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

~ Having FUN – drinking beer, having wild orgies. A little beastiality now and then.

36) Define “Art”.

~ Waking up to see an empty beer bottle in one hand and a paint brush in the other. Looked through your window at your neighbors garage door to see a caricature of him sucking a …… Popsicle :)

37) Do you believe in luck?

~ Well, just yesterday I found a $100 on my way to the museum. You could say I was damn lucky that that person left it there for me to find it.

38) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

~ LOTS of ORAL ;)

39) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

~ Ohhh those memories!! Wild chick!!

40) Where were you yesterday?

~ In jail. Got arrested for SUI (swearing under the influence) at the officer who was issuing me a ticket for DUI (driving under the influence).

41) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

~ I was filing some papers at work and got a paper cut!! I went straight to the shredder and took out my revenge on that POS paper!!!

42) Do you have any obsessions right now?

~ I obsessed with blog STATS

and perm :(

Kat Williams

43) What’s up?

~ I can’t tell you right now ;)

44) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

~ That my schlong is 8.5 inches long :). Turns out it’s actually 5.8in :(

45) Do you believe in real magic?

~ YES!! Once my boss suspended me, and I wished he got ran over by a car. Turns out someone nipped his bumper that day :)

46) Do you ever hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

~ Of course!!! If I turn the other cheek, I might get slapped on that one too

47) What’s your favorite (non-pet) animal?

~ TIGERS!!

48) What is your secret weapon to get people to like you?

~ My unmatched charm. If that doesn’t work, there’s always voodoo :)

49) Where is your best friend?

~ He should be at school. But knowing him, he’s probably having a threesome.

50) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Ozzy OSBOURNE

~ Shh..It’s still our secret my friend.

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