The Madness Meme – Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing: The Madness Meme, Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?

~ Not to get it to work though, to get high. Rock CDs are the best! Tasting a Linkin Park track just takes me to another place.

2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?

~ 1, 2, 5….6 yrs

3. Ever been in a car wreck?

~ Too damn often. (And its never my fault btw.)

4. Were you popular in high school?

~ Hmm…I was a nerd, so I was known by the teachers. Does that count?

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?

~ I have, and I am suffering to this day. My lens are sooo thick!

6. Are looks important?

~ …. you tell me.

7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?

~ Yes, but they’re more like acquaintances now.

8. By what age would you like to be married?

~ 30 I think. I hope the Mrs isn’t reading this. She might have other plans

9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?

~ Not really.

10. Have you ever made a mistake?

~ What is that? I’m perfect bitches!

11. Are you a good tipper?

~ It depends on what is being served

12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?

~ I do it myself. Mind you it’s not professional looking, but it works. When people ask whats up with my hair, I tell them its the new trend.
13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

~ Oh dear! Have I ever!

14. Have you ever peed in public?

~ Yes and it was awful. The public bathroom was so nasty.

15. What song do you want played at your funeral?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?

~ Anything is achievable after several glasses of scotch!!

17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

~ I’m too clever to ever get caught.

18. Beatles or Stones?

~ Beatles

19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?

~ Really, just one. C’mon! I would probably choose you for giving me just one

20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?

~ Beer, wine and hard liquor

21. Do you have any phobias?

~ Fearophobia – The fear of expressing your phobia to people. (I didn’t make it up. The definition is on the world renowned Urban Dictionary)

22. What are your plans for the future?

~ To become a tycoon. But shit happens so let’s wait and see.

 

 

Is Taxation Slavery?

 

Is taxation slavery?

What is taxation? Taxation in essence is the state taking the earnings of its citizens. If you are apart of a society, you are required by law to pay taxes. If a honest man works hard to make a living, is it right for the state to take part of his earnings? The taking of something from someone without consent is by definition theft.

Taxation = Taking of Earnings

So, if taxation is the taking of earnings, is the state in essence sugar coating forced labor with the term “taxation” ? Forced labor is the taking of one’s time and leisure.

Taxation = Forced Labor

If the state has a right to MY earnings (my labor), that means the state has a right to ME, or at least some ownership in me. And by definition, the ownership of any individual is slavery.

Taxation = Slavery

Double Standards

Isn’t it amazing how quick we are to bash people for doing something and then turn around and do the same exact thing we just bashed the person for, and when we are called out, we try to give some lame justification for what we did.

The most recent and popular example of this hypocrisy was when presidential hopeful Herman Cain said “I don’t believe racism in this country (USA) today holds anybody back in a big way”. When sexual harassment charges were placed against him, Mr Cain said that the allegations were a form of “high-tech lynching”.

I am not exempt from this double standard way of life. It is a flaw of humanity. We are unable to pass judgment on our-self because we have a perfect model of our-self in our mind and what that self should or would do. When we do these things that are contrary to our perfect self that is when we provide justification. I am blessed to have a Mrs that is as vocal as I am, and will put me in line when I become out of sync with reality. She’s my moral compass

Is there a cure for this kind of behavior?

Will everyone need to have a “moral compass”?

What are your thoughts?

Back to Reality

Where is all the color.

The place is so gloomy.

But everything else seems to function the same.

Hmm…This requires some getting use to.

 

Hey Grandma. I haven’t seen you in years. What are you doing here?

I live here. She said. In this dull boring place?! I couldn’t live here. It’s seems so lifeless.

You will get use to it. She said. Something got my attention and I glanced away.

When I looked back she was gone.

I feel heavy and weary as if I’m being held down by some gloomy force.

I heard a humming and when I looked around, there was someone in a black robe writing in a book.

What a strange way to dress. I thought.

Hello sir. What’s your name? I asked. Ted Haima. He replied, without looking up at me.

What a strange name. I thought.

Ted Haima said he wanted to show me something so I should follow him. Reluctantly I did.

On our way to – wherever, a lot of people seemed to know him. They all looked at him with fear?

He must be the one that runs this town. I thought. We arrived at an accident scene. It looked awful.

I asked Ted what happened.

He didn’t respond.

I went to have a closer look.

It was … me! How could this be?!

Ted looked up at me. Revealing a skeleton structure where his face should be.

The stick he had in his hand was actually a scythe.

You are …

That means I am …

It can’t be!

Wait, TED HAIMA = I AM DEATH

I woke!

Alive and unscathed!

How to cheat and not get caught

This topic is brought to you by Lafemmeroar.

 

People cheat for various reasons. Maybe the cheater explorer is feeling unappreciated, emasculated, used or curious. In my experience, there is always a reason that leads to unfaithfulness.

Men

Text Messages

Men are very simple creatures with simple desires. Men love to feel like they’re in charge (feel like a man). They also love to feel wanted, and so, if their woman isn’t delivering, then they’re going to find someone that will. Now guys, if you’re going to have an affair, stick to calling. No TEXT MESSAGES please. I know it’s a turn on when you get a rude text and you want to look at it over and over to relive the moment, but remember that you’re cheating (its called an affair for a reason you know).

 

Set Boundaries

You can’t be at home with your partner and having the partner-in-cheat calling you at odd hours. And don’t you think it will be too obvious whenever you get a call, you suddenly need to take out the trash or you need to go to the grocery store? Set time limits.

The Giveaway Scent

Guys, if you live with your partner, chances are she is going to get familiar with your scent. After a heated session with your partner-in-cheat, you can’t come home smelling like Chanel No. 19. If you’re going to visit your partner-in-cheat, keep a bottle of your favorite cologne in your briefcase mate.

 

In the bedroom

If you’re a reserved person, then coming home one night collar loose, with briefcase in one hand and whipped cream in the other will raise some red flags. Baby steps mate. Baby steps.

 

Women

It is said that women are better at cheating than men. With that said, this will be short.

Keep doing what you’re doing.

Note

It should be noted that affairs are temporary. What makes an affair so interesting and “hot” is the fact that it is new. Before having an affair, it would be in your best interest to talk to your partner about any problems you’re having in the relationship. There is nothing sillier than getting upset over something your partner has no knowledge of.

 

DISCLAIMER: The above post is not to be mistaken as something Amor24 did or will ever do. The relationship that Amor24 is in is far too perfect for him to even give such actions a first not to mention second thought. Amor24 thinks that people who engage in such acts are cowards and mentally emotionally unstable.

 

Man’s Best Friend – Lost Love

Sally. The name I gave my first pet dog.

I was a mere sophomore when I got Sally. On my way home I saw her at the gate of a yard I frequently pass. I was charmed by the cute little bundle of joy. I asked the owner if I could get her. She agreed because Sally was only one of eight. I carried her home in a carton box on my one hour commute. Sally was a great companion. I couldn’t wait to get home so I could see her. I could tell the feeling was mutual because every evening when I get home, she would be waiting at the gate for me.

Sally had several pups, all but one survived, Spike.

One evening I got home and Sally wasn’t in her usual place. I asked my mom where she was and without any warning, my mom told me that she is DEAD. Everything around me stopped. I could hear my heart pounding. I went to my room…

Several months later, my dad brought home Beethoven. Another cute, fat and cuddly pup I thought. Beethoven was uber special. I trained him (to the best of MY amateur ability) to come, sit, rollover (not really) and other simple tasks – like stay. On weekends we had the most fun together. I loved watching him play with the cats. Unaware that they are mortal enemies, they were so innocent.

Like a sudden earthquake, death struck again. Again I was at school and my mother dropped the news on me again. This time little Beethoven swallowed a tooth. I couldn’t keep back the tears. I was heartbroken. It was in that moment that I partially closed off my heart. I refused to get that attached for fear of loosing … loosing.

I am getting teary eyed writing this post.

R.I.P My pups.