Cheers to all of us thieves!
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
~ Not to get it to work though, to get high. Rock CDs are the best! Tasting a Linkin Park track just takes me to another place.
2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
~ 1, 2, 5….6 yrs
3. Ever been in a car wreck?
~ Too damn often. (And its never my fault btw.)
4. Were you popular in high school?
~ Hmm…I was a nerd, so I was known by the teachers. Does that count?
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
~ I have, and I am suffering to this day. My lens are sooo thick!
6. Are looks important?
~ …. you tell me.
7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
~ Yes, but they’re more like acquaintances now.
8. By what age would you like to be married?
~ 30 I think. I hope the Mrs isn’t reading this. She might have other plans
9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
~ Not really.
10. Have you ever made a mistake?
~ What is that? I’m perfect bitches!
11. Are you a good tipper?
~ It depends on what is being served
12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?
~ I do it myself. Mind you it’s not professional looking, but it works. When people ask whats up with my hair, I tell them its the new trend.
13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
~ Oh dear! Have I ever!
14. Have you ever peed in public?
~ Yes and it was awful. The public bathroom was so nasty.
15. What song do you want played at your funeral?
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
~ Anything is achievable after several glasses of scotch!!
17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
~ I’m too clever to ever get caught.
18. Beatles or Stones?
19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
~ Really, just one. C’mon! I would probably choose you for giving me just one
20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
~ Beer, wine and hard liquor
21. Do you have any phobias?
~ Fearophobia – The fear of expressing your phobia to people. (I didn’t make it up. The definition is on the world renowned Urban Dictionary)
22. What are your plans for the future?
~ To become a tycoon. But shit happens so let’s wait and see.